Kids Say the Darndest Things

I found that lately I've come across lots of little kids...and thus, lots of funny comments causing me to laugh so hard I cry.

No seriously though.

Between neighbors, ward members and my CTR 5 primary class...it's been interesting.

So yesterday during my primary class, I jotted down some of the funny things they said. Here are some of my faves:

Brigham: "I'm funny!"

Jeremiah: "We go to the same school."
Brock: "Yeah, we just don't sit at the same table..."
Jeremiah: "Yes we do!"
Brock: **hahahaha*** "I'm just trippin'"

A few minutes into class, a mom brought her son into class late (he was having a rough day). A couple minutes after he had joined our class - and in the middle of the lesson - :
Ava: "Want to see my new earrings?!"

In the middle of the lesson, as well:
Brigham: "She has brown fuzzy shoes!" (Jess's personal fave! He sat in class with me because my teaching partner was gone.)

While coloring:
Ava: "You should use this color. It's pretty."
Ashlyn: "I got a BEAUTIFUL color!"
Brigham: **Points to Ava's color** "That's not beautiful." **Points to Ashlyn's color** "That's not beautiful."
Ava: "Look at my beautiful pink!"

Ava: "Yours is SO beautiful! Do you like mine?"

Ava: "Do YOU know what my best friend's name is?"
Me: "No."
Ava: "Oh."
Me: "What is it?"
Ava: "Eliza."

There were a ton more that I didn't get a chance to write down...and now of course I can't remember them.

But here's a few from other sources...

Before sacrament meeting started, our next door neighbor kids decided to come say hi to me and Jess. Are you ready for the question that was asked? Wait for it...

"Britney! Where's Nash?" (fyi...Nash is our dog that the kids LOVE to come play with!)
"He's at home."
"But why?"
"He can't come to church. That'd be silly. Do you see any dogs here?'
"No. But you sure are leaving him for a long time."
"Umm...yeah." **Guilt stricken, turns to Jess and asks if we can go home and get him**

A family in our ward is related to Jess and kindly invited us over for a yummy dinner. They have four boys. For dessert we had ice cream sundaes. One of the boys informed his dad:
"When I'm old like you, Dad, I'll be allowed to eat a whole TUB of ice cream!"
I joined in.
"That's a LOT of ice cream..."
"I could eat 5 tubs. I love ice cream!"
"FIVE tubs. I think that would make you sick..."
"Ya, probably. But that wouldn't matter. It would be so good that being sick would be okay. Ice cream is my favorite."
"Hmmm..."

And now...here are a few random comments from the kids next door that seriously made my day:

"Britney, how old is your dog?"
"About 13 weeks."
"WOW! THAT'S OLD!"
"Weeks...not years. He's like the same age as your baby brother."
"Oh."

"Britney, how often does Nash sleep?"
"All night long."
"That's a long time to sleep."

"Britney, when Nash goes to the bathroom on the toilet, does he get to stickers?"
"He doesn't go to the bathroom on the toilet...he goes out side, silly!"
"Well does he get to stickers?"
"No...but he gets a treat!" **Thinks to herself: if he ever DOES go on the toilet I'll give him two stickers.**

Yes, they love to use my name (it's cute!). And yes, they are obsessed with my puppy (it's also cute!)

I just love being around little kids. They say the CUTEST things EVER! I just constantly smile when I'm around them.

Hope you enjoyed these as much as me!